onlyblackgirl:

omg

sonic-your-problems-away:

nurture-earth:

1. Do not kill bees, they aren’t trying to hurt you and rarely sting (because they die if they sting) chances are they’re buzzing around you because you’re wearing a bright colour and they think you’re a flower

2. If you see one on the ground, it’s probably not dead, try feeding it some sugar water or put it on a flower so it can get energy

3. Put bee friendly flowers in your garden so they have lots of pollen and maybe put a bee house too

4. If you have a bees nest in your attic/garden/shed etc, don’t call an exterminator! Call a bee keeper instead so they can be rehomed rather than being killed

Bees are very important and must be looked after! Without bees, humans wouldn’t survive

Except for wasps. Fuck wasps.

iwanttosingabouttragedy:

calliopes-choice-cherub-rump:

pruss-in-boots:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

i just love the sassy ones

‘it doesn’t feel good’ ‘neither does sleeping alone bitch’ ‘maybe u should try the next size down lol’

‘it spoils the mood’ ‘so does your attitude’

These witty remarks are the best, they’re like a verbal equivalent of a bitch-slap and I will not get over that.

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

fuckhamlet:

this is on a cat breeder’s website but i keep laughing at the phrase out of context 

movie producers be like

rymdprins:

i love how otp means ONE true pairing but everyone has like ten

lolsomeone-actually:

breadmaakesyoufat:

look @ how hard she doesn’t give a fuck tho.

ALASKA

minimist:

i don’t normally chase after boys but if he’s over 6ft and has good hair then a bitch might just powerwalk

i-have-no-gender-only-rage:

Things to make you feel better:

Make it feel like you are outside also turn on your volume

Talk you threw a stressful time

Automatic flatter 

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Draw Silk

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just-shower-thoughts:

There’s a decent chance Rick Astley gave up on that girl.

hvlth-gxth:

pizzaotter:

dracumon:

fencehopping:

Water sprayed with a hydrophobic aerogel

“hydrophobic” so yall just gonna reblog this bigoted ass post?? with no criticism??? wow :/

The thing is some people on this website actually made me question the sarcasm.

I know it must seem like a joke to you, but watching hydrophobia be glorified in the media when I, myself, am 70 percent water….