|me:||i'm sorry, it's just it's been a bad day|
|me:||of a tough week|
|me:||of a bad month|
|me:||of a terrible year|
|me:||of a dreadful existence|
|in my head:||constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous|
|ordering at a restaurant:||please i the soup want|
john winchester is tired
john winchester is made of grass
john winchester gets up early
john winchester craves seafood
john winchester is a bad father
oh my gOD HE’S WEARING THE OUTFIT??????
HOW DID I MISS THAT?!
((HE WAS HER DREAM BOY ALL ALONG
I missed that the first time and about kicked myself.
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?