The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.
"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
What was that?
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”
somebody said it
It’s about time to break out my favorite eyeshadow.
i mean dude
2013 even looks like a shitty number to me and it was a shitty year
2014 looks so much more appealing to me.
2014 is going to be a good year, i can feel it.
no words can explain how wrong i was.
you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
It’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.
i need to remember this more
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
steal her look: sam pepper
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